JOAQUIN, R Pattz, and The Incredible Stench

So first of all, you kind of have too know how insanely bored we get. And when we get bored, we like to surf the interwebs. While I tend to just do my dailys, Corey surfs all over the tubes, and finds the strangest things.

Also, we've never been huge fans of Twilight. Harry Potter, yes, but not for too long. So you can imagine my surprise in finding that the OST to the Twilight was actually, well, pretty decent. Especially the two songs by R Pattz (if y'all didn't know, that's the name they use for Robert Pattinson on the Twilight forums, which my sister frequents).

This is all just build-up to this story we created. I'm just gonna post it in the form it is on Facebook, cause I'm lazy.

Corey - http://ajourneyroundmyskull.blogspot.com/2009/05/poets-ranked-by-beard-weight.html

speaking of pedophile beards...

Em - Were we really talking about pedophile beards? I think it is amazing that one of them is named Joaquin and looks like Joaquin Phoenix.

Corey - haha. do you still have the picture? maybe i have it. well, whatever.
that was beautiful. is joaquin phoenix the dude who plays johnny cash in walk the line?

Em - http://www.flickr.com/photos/ajourneyroundmyskull/3495469649/sizes/o/
http://images.starpulse.com/news/media/Joaquin-Phoenix-beard-1.jpg
See, the resemblance is uncanny.

Em - haha. it looks so dirty. like if rob pattison had a beard that is EXACTLY what it would look like.
seriously though, is joaquin phoenix the dude in walk the line?

haha.
i just looked it up on imdb. he is. haha. great job casting that one guys.

Em - Well he wasn't a creepy rapper back then, just a generally creepy guy.
I think it would be amazing if R Pattz (Yes, I'm using the twilighter name, but it's easier to type. Stop judging me.) teamed up with JOAQUIN (His name deserves full caps.) and made an album where he croons sweetly and JOAQUIN just mumbles incoherently, like the hobo he is.

Corey - that would be epic. they could make a band like she & him. except for not as excellent. they could call it two hobos with guitars or something along those lines. haha.

Em - And Reese Witherspoon and Kristen Stewart can walk in, all confused. Then they'll try to join in singing, but will be so repelled by the stench wafting from JOAQUIN, they'll have to leave.

Corey - and R Pattz as well because he like never showers. Together their scent will combine and create super smell.
it'll be vile.

Em - And then their scent will grow a matching beard and try for a hip-hop career, only to find out that it's creepy and no one likes it.

Corey - and then they'll get shot. seeing as they're two smelly white guys trying to perform hip-hop.

Emily - But the stench will repel bullets, forcing them to record two more painfully bad albums. Finally, someone will get the idea to spray them with a hose. This will only cause the stench to break the tether binding it to the two and it will go off to wreak havoc on it's own.

Corey - like the blob. except for more intangible. and deadly.

Now you get a brief glance inside our minds. Keep checking back for more fascinating stories.